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A short operator’s note on what actually moved in security this month, and what it means if you are the one accountable for it. No news roundup, no vendor press releases dressed as analysis, and nothing generated while I was asleep.
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Archive
The Dispatch itself has not shipped issue 01, so there is no back catalogue of it yet and I am not going to relabel old posts to pretend otherwise. What is below is the rest of the writing — published, searchable, and a fair sample of whether you want a monthly note from me at all. It is a looser voice than the Dispatch will be, and some of it is not about security. Read a couple and decide.
23 posts, oldest 2025.
- Sep 1, 2026 The Certification Tax: A Subscription Model for Your Own Past In Which Uncle Grimmy Declines to Rent His Accomplishments Back From Their Landlord
- Aug 25, 2026 CISO of the Year (Sponsored by the Checkout Page) Awards Banquets, LinkedIn Theater, and the Executives Who'd Rather Be Photographed Than Useful
- Aug 20, 2026 Somebody Else’s Computer: A Field Guide to Buzzword Laundering Old Problems, New Acronyms, Same Invoice
- Aug 13, 2026 Thirty Thousand Feet of Bad Judgment A rogue hotspot on Delta 591, and why the guy who did it is probably already identified
- Aug 11, 2026 The Judges at the Talent Show Can't Sing Or: What I Learned Spending a Product Budget on Golf
- Aug 11, 2026 The Admin Account That Wasn't There (Because It Never Existed) From the "No Shit, This Really Happened" File
- Jul 29, 2026 Containment, Not Just Guardrails A Technical Reading of the ExploitGym → Hugging Face Incident Security
- Jul 10, 2026 The Panel That Changed My Life EverQuest Fan Meetup, DragonCon 2004 Games
- Jun 29, 2026 Social Media Scam of the Week The Munich Method, or: What “Herr Doktor Bauer” Hopes You Never Google Security
- Jun 25, 2026 We Built a Town Square and Filled It With Trash Pandas Social Media is a Disease Work
- Jun 13, 2026 Bob From Microsoft Tech Support He cold-called a random number and ran his script straight into the Director of Security Architecture. At Microsoft. What follows is entirely Bob's fault. Security
- Jun 11, 2026 The $135 Magic Trick A plain-English field guide to the biggest IPO in history, written for people who have never bought a stock and were starting to feel bad about it (don’t). Work
- Jan 26, 2026 Two Dead Americans and a Ransom Note for Your Voter Data Minneapolis Isn’t About Immigration. It Never Was. Security
- Jan 26, 2026 What the Hell Happened to You, Blizzard? A Gen-X veteran gamer’s honest assessment of how a legendary studio lost its way Games
- Jul 29, 2025 The Sociopath's Bonus How Corporate America Turned Cruelty Into a KPI Work
- Jul 22, 2025 Stop Fishing with Rotten Bait: Why Companies Must Seek Talent, Not Wait for Job Applications Work
- Jul 8, 2025 AI is Not Going to Replace Us But it's gonna suck for a while... AI
- Jul 7, 2025 Don't forget QA... Tina Wickenkamp wrote an excellent piece on software testing: Engineering
- Jul 4, 2025 Tales from the Old Mill, Vol. 2: Knob vs. Button Or how Georgia Tech’s brightest minds were undone by a red plastic dongle and two under-caffeinated sysadmins. Engineering
- Jul 3, 2025 Microsoft Gaming Layoffs - Round 5 Another 1000 bodies sacrificed to the god of profit. Games
- Jul 3, 2025 Re-org and Reap: The Gospel According to Microsoft HR Where the Cloud Is Azure and the Layoffs Are Inevitable Work
- Jul 2, 2025 Namaste and Network Outages Inside the Cult of Postmortem Theater Engineering
- Jul 1, 2025 Admin Rights Ain't a Personality Ever worked somewhere that treated local admin rights like they were forged in the fires of Mordor? Security
Nothing matches that.